I must have missed this news when it was announced a couple of days ago.
Archeologists have discovered evidence of noodles that were eaten in China 4000 years ago. Which obviously means that Pastafarianism has been around at least two thousand years longer than christianity.
Christians, give up your false gods and start worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You know it makes sense[1].
[1] Well, at least as much sense as any other religion :)