Gizza Job

Ample have decided that they will no longer require my services once this current contract finishes in three weeks time. I was pretty sure that they would say that, but now I’ve had it officially confirmed. So if you know of anyone who might have some work for an experienced Perl, Unix, Database hacker, then… Continue reading Gizza Job

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Bad Manners

It’s Friday afternoon and I’ve spent far too much of the morning being pissed about by British Rail[1], so instead of working I’ll tell you a story that I’ve just been reminded of by a discussion on IRC. ([1] Or whatever they want to call themselves these days.)

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Open Source Terrorists

I just sent this email to the Guardian. I’m used to regarding Jack Schofield’s columns as Microsoft-influenced opinion presented as facts, but by refering to “the Linux Taliban” in this week’s piece he has beaten even his own record for poor journalism. Is there any chance you could replace him with someone a little less… Continue reading Open Source Terrorists

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Alien, etc

Over the last few weeks I’ve rewatched all of the Alien films. I was quite surprised by some of the conclusions that I reached. Alien (1979) – This has always been my favourite and that opinion hasn’t changed. Didn’t make as strong an impression as it did all those years ago but then it’s important… Continue reading Alien, etc

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Sexy Underwear

The Guardian covers the important stuff as always. It is also possible that thong knickers, which move around, can transfer bacteria from the back passage, leading to infections such as cystitis. What not to wear Bet ya don’t feel so sexy now :)

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