The English Language

A predictable furore over at the BBC HYS about the future of the corporation. An astonishing number of people seem to like to use the BBC forums to tell everyone how much they hate the BBC.

Here’s my personal favourite so far:

Changes should be made immediately by canceling contract for the likes of Jonathan (W)woss and the other guy, Russel Brand, neither of whom have no clue of the english language – that will save a few million for starters.”

Ray Wylde, Bournemouth

Did you get that? “Neither of whom have no clue of the english language”.

You couldn’t make it up.


Constitutional Misunderstandings

This is the third time I can remember a Prime Minister handing over power to a successor from the same party without a general election. Wilson handed over to Callaghan in 1976 and Thatcher handed over (albeit unwillingly) to Major in 1990.

Every time this happens the same constitutional misunderstandings are heard. People start insisting that the incoming PM has no mandate and demanding a general election as soon as possible.

This pre-supposes that they elected the outgoing PM in some way. Which, of course, they didn’t. Here’s how it works.

  • Constituents elect an MP to represent them
  • Party members elect party leaders
  • The queen invites someone to be PM – this is is usually the leader of the party with the most MPs

That’s all there is to it. You elect your MP. You don’t elect the PM. It’s up to the queen to decide who she wants as her Prime Minister.

Yes, you can argue that it’s a silly system. And, yes, you can argue that it shouldn’t work like that. And, yes, certainly many people use their vote not to vote for an MP, but for a particular party or even a particular party system. But that’s not how the system works. If you’re trying to use the system that way then you’re not using your vote in the way it’s supposed to be used.

You expect to see that kind of muddled thinking from Have Your Say contributors (who are rarely the clearest-thinking group of people) but it’s particularly galling to see people like Boris Johnson perpetuating this misinformation. Of course, Boris knows how the system works. He knows he’s talking bollocks. What he says isn’t really his opinion, it’s just what he is forced into writing by the adversarial nature of our (effectively) two-party political system. But stupid people read his articles (and similar articles by other people who should know better) and believe that he’s speaking the truth. And so the misunderstandings are perpetuated.

Gordon Brown may well want to call a general election soon. But that’s completely up to him. Anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is either stupid or deliberately trying to mislead you. Maybe both.