The Daily Mail fearlessly exposes the secret language that paedophiles are using to tempt your children into unspeakable acts.
Or, perhaps it was a slow news day and a lazy journalist just decided it was time for another “dangers of the internet” story.
Oh, I know there are real dangers out there, and children do need to be taught not to be too open with strangers they meet on the net. But the vast majority of this chat is just teenagers fooling around with their friends. This kind of scare story doesn’t achieve anything useful.