Phantom Jobs

This job has appeared on the UK job site JobServe like clockwork every two weeks for about the last two months. The description is always the same and it’s always the same agent (Mani Suri at Aston Carter). The job spec says “You will provide general development and testing using Perl, T-SQL and Unix Shell… Continue reading Phantom Jobs

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Electoral Observers

The Guardian sent a group of electoral observers to monitor how well the Daily Mail‘s “referendum” was being conducted. [one of the observers] said: “I think the phrase ‘totally flawed’ comes to mind.” I asked him if he had ever pronounced an election “totally flawed” before. “Only one,” he said. “The 2001 Kyrgyzstan presidential elections.”… Continue reading Electoral Observers

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Mortality

We’ve been thinking about wills. Which leads to some very strange conversations. “So what happens if there’s a huge explosion at a wedding and we both die at the same time as all of our beneficiaries?” “How likely is that?” “It happened in Dynasty” (OK, well it didn’t go quite like that, but you get… Continue reading Mortality

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The Matrix

So this weekend was Matrix weekend. On Saturday I rewatched The Matrix and watched The Animatrix on DVD and yesterday I went to see The Matrix Reloaded. Overrated. It’s all horribly overrated.

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