10 Reasons Why Religion is Like Masturbation

  1. Most people try it at some point in their life
  2. It’s generally harmless in small doses
  3. But you would be worried if a friend was constantly doing it
  4. Or constantly talking about it
  5. Or inviting you to do it with them
  6. It can bring on bouts of extreme ecstasy
  7. But they never last long
  8. No-one should object to it taking place behind closed doors
  9. Between consenting adults
  10. But never in front of children

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