If you're in the London constituency of Brent South then there's apparently no point in voting on May 5th. Dawn Butler is standing to replace the existing Labour MP, Paul Boeteng, and her new web site is already declaring her as the winner.
I realise that a 17,000 majority might give you a certain amount of confidence, but I can't help thinking that it's a bit impolite to rub your opponents' noses in it like that.
Update: The site has been removed, but we have a screenshot taken earlier.
The site seems to have been taken down and replaced with a holding page. I wonder why?!