Our ever-helpful government have produced a leaflet called Preparing for Emergencies full of “useful” advice about how to prepare for terrorist attacks. A copy will be sent to every household in the UK, but there’s a web site for those of us who can’t wait.
The government web site shouldn’t be confused with this site which is much funnier. Unfortunatey the government don’t see the funny side and they have asked the owner to remove it.
So please mirror the parody site far and wide in case it vanishes without trace.
A UK satire site has written a hilarious take on this here:http://www.utterpants.co.uk/fiction/emergencies.html